Monday, September 1, 2008

Cindy McCain Explains It All to YOU!

Cindy informs the U.S. public just how Sarah Palin has the international experience she needs to be Vice President!


Yes, that's RIGHT! How could I forget? Alaska is the U.S. state closest to Russia! Palin is the woman of international expertise! Palin it IS! Let's bring down those Ruskies once and for all!---Cold War: Round Two---FIGHT!

I feel soooo much better now.

21 comments:

Randal Graves said...

I'm closer to Jacobs Field than Alaska is to Russia, therefore I can play major league baseball.

Everyone try it, it's fun!

Blueberry said...

That idiot Doocy on Fox News said it first. She's just repeating it like a parrot. I can't wait to hear Palin try to make that claim.

FranIAm said...

Being mayor of Wasilla (a place from which I have now had 2 blog visitors...) makes her a veritable Russian-oligist!

Robert Rouse said...

They're not going to allow Palindrone to be interviewed until she learns all the proper talking points, so there will be a lot of surrogates until she is ready.

Border Explorer said...

Blueberry and Robert, thanks for the good background context for this Cindy soundbite.

Fran, very interesting. I'm going to quote that Wasilla news on my next post, ok?
Also, I want to link your post today on how we can't allow ourselves to get too complacent on "Palin for VP": a point well taken.

Randal, a very fun game indeed. I live 10 blocks from the local hospital, so I'm going to apply for the neurosurgeon position.

Ruth Hull Chatlien said...

That is such a McCain answer. Someone really needs to let him know that the Cold War ended 17 years ago.

Mariamariacuchita said...

I live only 200 miles from Nuevo Laredo, so therefore I understand the Mexican people. Right.

eProf2 said...

I'm closer to Luke Air Force Base than to Russia; therefore I can fly F-16 combat aircraft. And, I stayed at a Holiday Express last night!

Fran said...

I looked up at the sky, so I am now a global Climatologist.
All this nonsense swirling around about Palin.
Jeez..... I guess it distracts us from the joluralists & peace activists being arrested.

The Minnesota Independent reports:
As of 8 p.m. this evening, 163 protesters had been processed through the Ramsey County Jail. This includes 73 felony arrests, 42 gross misdemeanors and 48 misdemeanors, according to the Ramsey County Sheriff’s Office. Arraignments will be held beginning at 8 a.m. tomorrow. Police estimate the crowd at today’s protest rally was between 8,000 and 10,000. If accurate, that’s far short of the 50,000 anticipated by parade organizers.

If they had 10,000 people in the streets, that was a hell of a lot more than they had in the RNC hall. Where is MSM? Out to lunch?

thepoetryman said...

Dear Border Explorer,
Is that akin to "Bring `em on!"... Maybe Iraq was supposed to be a CATwalk instead of a CAKEwalk?

By the way, B.E...Would you like to contribute to the Peace Tree on a weekly basis? Write me at prime63@cox.net and let me know if you've the time.

Peace,
Mark (thepoetryman)

thepoetryman said...

randal,
See you in the big leagues! I'm nearer the KC Royals and Chiefs and Dallas Cowboys than Russia so I am in training as we speak! (It is fun, thanks.)

thepoetryman said...

blueberry,
It is funny that when a talking point is circulated it is like typhoid fever! Everybody's catching it from the AP or Rove or RNC, or as I like to call them- hoof in mouth diseases!

thepoetryman said...

franiam,
A veritable Russian-oligist! Ha!

Palin knows more about Russia than Bush!

Oh my....

thepoetryman said...

robert,
Does she speak Russian? No. Does she know how to do the Troika? Doubt it. What was her talent as Miss Alaska runner up?

DivaJood said...

You've got to love the bare-faced chutzpah of that woman.

Mnmom said...

Hey! I work for a college, therefore I'm now a professor of Russian History and Political Science, and therefore ready for the VP slot They can call me at home, and it's OK to leave a message.

Maybe she stayed at a Holiday Inn Express?

Mary Ellen said...

I live in a suburb of Chicago and therefore I think I should be Mayor. Richie Daley could kiss my ass, I'm taking over!

Border Explorer said...

You've all said it better than I. Love your comments!!!

D.K. Raed said...

I watched a movie recently, therefore I should be in the movies. I'm a redhead, therefore I should play Rita Hayworth.

Sarah could be in one my movies. She can play Austin Powers in a remake of "From Russia With Love".

susan said...

I love this! I caught a cold once. Does that make me an eminent virologist? I had a chest x-ray too. Can I claim my portion of Mme Curie's Nobel Prize?

I'm guessing Sarah's gone before October.

Robert Rouse said...

I just finished reading all of these comments I am now Omnipotent. I know all, see all, hear all, taste all, smell all, and feel all.